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rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

  • i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
  • i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
  • i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
  • i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
  • this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

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himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

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br000t:

se4h4ven:

toxic-ponies:

how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active

I’m still not socially active 

I’m not even active

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things you do not have to feel guilty about

pfelps:

  • saying no sometimes
  • wanting to be alone sometimes
  • saying no to sex
  • saying yes to sex
  • not being sure about your life career
  • deciding to study instead of going out
  • getting rid of the toxic people in your life
  • ending a relationship that is hurting you
  • not liking the things everyone else likes

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It’s one of those days where nothing goes my way. I just want to crawl back into bed and forget the world, but too many things that need to be complete by friday :/

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

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coolman229:

Oh my gosh

I just realized

David TENnant

He played the TENth Doctor.

Matt SmELEVENith

He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.

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  • Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
  • Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep

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paintdoktahwho:

I HAVE TO DO IT

I HAVE NO CHOICE

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Cold and wet, calls for some Hollywood undead and coffee