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I am Sam, and these are the ramblings of a young adult.
Est. 10th May 1989
Games
Art
Tits
Booze
Skating
And everything else
That's what you will see here.
Ask me anything:
Click here to ask away
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realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
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Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
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how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active
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- saying no sometimes
- wanting to be alone sometimes
- saying no to sex
- saying yes to sex
- not being sure about your life career
- deciding to study instead of going out
- getting rid of the toxic people in your life
- ending a relationship that is hurting you
- not liking the things everyone else likes
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i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
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Oh my gosh
I just realized
David TENnant
He played the TENth Doctor.
Matt SmELEVENith
He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.
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